"Swamp ting vewwy frwustwated."

For those of you who actually read this, remember back when I made that list of qualities that the perfect guy (according to me) would contain? Yeah, well, he MATERIALIZED. I'd tell you his name, but by some twisted off chance he actually gets around to reading this page (slim to none I know, but it would probably happen to me) I'm not going to tell you! For those of you who do talk to me online, his name is coincidentally the same name of the font I write in on AIM. If you actually go through all that trouble to find that font, please leave your computer immediately, get in your car, and proceed to go find a life. At least something that's more interesting than finding out about the inane details of my non-existent love life.
Anyway, it's all one long depressing situation because I happen to categorize him as an untouchable. I think the name describes itsself. Besides all that, I was supposed to be stuck with a room mate this semester but she never showed up! I have to wait till Friday for her to show up, and then I officially get it as a single. Whoopee!! But Christina's coming over tonight and we're taking over the other six feet of the room anyway. HAHA.

Back to the cold blustery valley of Missoula, MT. *insert sigh of content here*
Classes don't start till Monday, so it's fuck-around-and-do-whatever-the-hell-I-want right now. Yippee! Now if I could only get rid of this damn flu-cold thing that's nestled in my chest, I'd be okay.

As for the most anti-climactic winter break of all time...I'm living in it! Whoopee!
But I get to go home (Missoula being considered home now) in just under two weeks, so that's good. I just got some disturbing news a while ago. Not necissarily a bad thing, just terribly wierd for me. My friend Alicia (now Alicia Knott) Just got married on Jan. 3rd and while all congratulations are in order, I didn't think this 'friend are getting married and having kids' phase was supposed to start for another couple of years! *sigh*
This couldn't possibly be inadvertently tied into all the wedding and baby commericals I keep seeing on TV, could it?....

2 Margaritas on the Rocks
2 shots of Tequila
1 Cowboy Cock Sucker
1 White Russian
2 shots of Pucker
1 shot Peppermint Vodka
2 Glasses of Champange
3 Midnight kisses
Pinch of great conversation

Mix well, let sit all night in a loud room with music, and enjoy the best fucking New Years ever.

AHHH!! I'm drunk and it's new years and i can still fuckin type!
GO ME!
hope you all had a great new year as i did, and I will talk to you ya'll later!
love the drunken queen,
Char
:) :) PS- please be proud of Holly, she did well tonight!